If you, like many, sat down on Monday night to watch our glorious internationals trudge along to a laborious and achingly dull 3-1 victory, you will have noticed many things.
Anyone with a keen eye would have seen Michael Carrick, recently dropped by Sir Alex, struggle to maintain possession for longer than 2 touches. Anybody with glasses resting upon their ears and nose would have seen Wayne Rooney show a distinct lack of his usual enthusiasm, as he tiptoed across the fragile Wembley pitch, ever-aware that hitting a divot at pace could end his world cup, in what was an ultimately pointless match. An OAP with severely large cataracts in both eyes would have seen Walcott continue to threaten with his lightning pace, only to fail at delivering a decent end product.
But for some unknown reason, the media, the pundits, columnists and journalists were unable to show anything but praise for what was, in effect, a dire performance by Steven Gerrard.
Oh yes, he crossed for the first goal (kicking toward a man who towers nearly a foot over his marker is by no means an impressive feat however), but for anyone without Merseyside spectacles, Gerrard misplaced pass after pass on Monday evening, frequently gave the ball away and did not show any sort of ability which would distinguish him as a first choice for South Africa, not by a long shot.
As the papers, fresh from Capello’s comments today about playing Lampard and Gerrard, quickly work out formations and tactics which can accommodate the pair, I believe I may be the only blogger writing this – ditch Gerrard.
As a Manchester United supporter, any of the Anfield faithful will be quick to call me out for a bias attitude, so I’ll begin by saying that the inclusion of Carragher in the England squad was a pleasant surprise, as he possesses the dogged determination that we need on that plane, and that Michael Carrick should not be picked ahead of Scott Parker, Tom Huddlestone or a half fit Gareth Barry.
There.
Having watched Liverpool saunter to a dreadful 7th place this season, I attributed their demise as a top four team to two reasons. One was their dependency on an in-form and fit Torres with no decent replacement, and the other was Rafa Benitez’s refusal to drop ineffective Captain Fantastic.
Gerrard spent the entirety of last season taking pot shots and playing Hollywood passes which seldom reached their destination, much to the detriment of the Merseyside outfit.
When I read today that Steven Gerrard was ‘amongst the best midfielders in the world’, I choked on my morning brew.
Players like Xavi, Iniesta, Lampard, Kaka and Sniejder have incredible vision, picking out their teammates with a variety of beautifully weighted flicks and passes, varying from the short and sharp to the long and exquisite, possessing the skill and ability that we Sunday league players can only dream of.
Never are any of them guilty of the ‘hit and hope’ strategy which Gerrard employs, visible at any amateur football ground on a muddy Sunday afternoon, or school courtyard during lunchtime.
So when it comes to matching our ‘best’ midfield against the world, I would argue that Lampard, as a cornerstone in the title winning Chelsea team for many a year, has to be first pick.
As for whom goes alongside him, that is up to Capello, but I sure as hell would not detract from Lampard by attempting to shoehorn the ineffective Gerrard in there.
He is, and forever will be, the very definition of a YouTube player.
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
Sunday, 16 May 2010
Meet the woman responsible for the demise of our world cup bid
The FA and affairs go hand in hand, so i'm not going to blame Triesman for getting his end away (at his age, with the woman below, fair play squire). But what business does a british newspaper have printing a story which will probably cost the country it's bid to hold the world cup. It's sickening. So thanks you tart, and cheers Ian Gallagher...you utter twats.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2010/article-1278759/World-Cup-2010-FA-chief-Lord-Triesman-accuses-Spain-Russia-bid-bribe-referees-South-Africa.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2010/article-1278759/World-Cup-2010-FA-chief-Lord-Triesman-accuses-Spain-Russia-bid-bribe-referees-South-Africa.html
Monday, 10 May 2010
A few things
Firstly, i'm apparently clueless when it comes to football bets, but who could have honestly seen Burnley get something against spurs...
Secondly, I'm currently watching a film called 'the invicible iron man', a CGI/2D animation crossover. It is literally the worst thing I've ever seen, the voice acting, the story (iron man vs some form of ancient japanese gods in a story of no interest) and worst of all, the directing. There is no emotion to anything any of the characters do, no fluidity to their movements, I only keep watching to see how bad it gets.
Secondly, I'm currently watching a film called 'the invicible iron man', a CGI/2D animation crossover. It is literally the worst thing I've ever seen, the voice acting, the story (iron man vs some form of ancient japanese gods in a story of no interest) and worst of all, the directing. There is no emotion to anything any of the characters do, no fluidity to their movements, I only keep watching to see how bad it gets.
Saturday, 8 May 2010
Football Tip for the weekend
Give yourself a nice little bonus this weekend, with a 10/1 bet (bet365)
Arsenal - Eager to make 3rd place their own, playing a Fulham side who will no doubt rest players ahead of their Europa League clash with Atletico Madrid next week.
Tottenham - Playing relegated Burnley, with the slight possibility of finishing above Arsenal should they win.
Man City - West ham are now mathematically safe, and City will want to finish on a high.
Sunderland - Both Wolves and Sunderland play on sunday knowing a good win could take them 2 places up the league, granting them more reward money. Wolves have battled well to avoid relegation, but Sunderland should edge this, with Darren Bent eager to make one last plea for a world cup place.
Arsenal - Eager to make 3rd place their own, playing a Fulham side who will no doubt rest players ahead of their Europa League clash with Atletico Madrid next week.
Tottenham - Playing relegated Burnley, with the slight possibility of finishing above Arsenal should they win.
Man City - West ham are now mathematically safe, and City will want to finish on a high.
Sunderland - Both Wolves and Sunderland play on sunday knowing a good win could take them 2 places up the league, granting them more reward money. Wolves have battled well to avoid relegation, but Sunderland should edge this, with Darren Bent eager to make one last plea for a world cup place.
Iron Man 2
Heading off to the cinema this morning to see the first of the so called 'summer blockbusters' in Iron Man 2, I'll post up a review this afternoon.
Friday, 7 May 2010
What does the summer of 2010 hold for Manchester United?
Manchester United Overhaul 2010
The 2009/2010 season was one that had promised so much for United, the unprecedented 4th title in a row, the 19th such title which would have seen them finally knock Liverpool ‘off their perch’.
But alas, an over-reliance on Wayne Rooney and key injuries at the start of the season have resulted in dramatic exits from all but one of the cup competitions, and a likely surrender of their premier league crown to Abramovich’s mercenaries.
With an exodus of players seeming likely, this article looks at the possible new faces in the Old Trafford first 11 next season
Firstly, we’ll begin with those who have signed:
Mame Biram Diouf
The powerful Senegalese striker signed in January for a fee believed to be around the £4m mark. Sir Alex has been quoted as saying he didn’t want to sign him so soon, but was forced into action after the striker began to attract the attention of some of Europe’s top clubs.
He made a good few substitute appearances, scoring the third against Burnley, but an injury enabled Federico Macheda to pinch his place on the bench for the remainder of this season.
Scoring frequently for the reserves, he’s drawn comparisons to Andy Cole, with his deadly finishing and expert positioning.
2010/2011: Expect to see Diouf start in season in the reserves, making numerous appearances from the bench and playing in the league cup.
Chris Smalling
Also signed in Janurary, Chris Smalling was subject to a tug of war of Ramsey proportions between Arsenal and United, with United keen to make amends for missing out on the welsh whiz kid.
With the international quota looming on the horizon, it always helps to have another England man in the squad, but Chris’s arrival has certainly raised a few eyebrows.
Having only made 8 first team appearances for Fulham, Chris was suddenly the subject of a £10m transfer to Old Trafford.
2010/2011: It is unclear whether Sir Alex will sell Nemanja Vidic, but if the Serbian goes, Smalling chances of nailing down a first team spot will certainly increase. Expect a similar sort of impact as Jonny Evans made last season.
Javier ‘Chicharito’ Hernandez
An unknown prospect to many football fans outside south America, the young Mexican has taken the league by storm.
Scoring over 20 goals this season alone, Hernandez, despite his diminutive frame, is very good in the air, pacey and has a good eye for goal.
These qualities obviously caught the keen eye of the united scouts, and he was brought to Old Trafford in what is rumoured to be a £7m transfer, plus the agreement for United to open Chivas’s new stadium in July.
2010/2011: A wildcard. Javier Hernandez, especially should Dimitar Berbatov see the exit, could come straight into the first team alongside Rooney. Or he could ply his trade in the reserves. His high expectations and higher price tag suggest the former, watch for him at World Cup and during Pre-season for a better indication of his potential impact next season.
Prospective signings
Frank ribery
After the loss of Carlos Tevez at the start of last season, it was mooted that Frank ribery would be brought in to make Wayne Rooney once again look human by comparison.
A stop start season which saw Ribery ruled out of the champion’s league final for a distinct show of petulance has led to hasten rumours of his departure this summer.
Although supposedly having the financial muscle to put behind a £60m move, United’s interest has seemingly disappeared, with Real Madrid and Barcelona being heavily linked for the Frenchman.
Likelihood of signing: With a price far beyond what Ferguson has been quoted as saying is ‘acceptable’ for any player bar Ronaldo, one cannot see the Frenchman sniffing around SU bars in Manchester next season. 2/10
David Villa
Valencia’s monetary crisis has been made no secret; they are a club in serious trouble and will need to offload some of their stars from the wage bill this summer. David Villa’s suitors seem endless, with every top club in Europe seeming to want a piece of the deadly striker.
The stumbling block for anyone other than Real or Barcelona is his apparent desire to remain in Spain.
Likelihood of Signing: The £40m price tag is off putting, yet within reach, but reports suggest that Barcelona have already sealed his signature. 3/10
David Silva
Another of Valencia’s Spaniards seemingly heading for the exit, the tricky Silva can play just behind the striker, something which Sir Alex has been said to be looking for.
Another highly chased player, the price tag of £25m does fall into an acceptable price for United, and at 24, Fergie would certainly get his moneys worth.
Likelihood of signing: A tricky one, since he may not even leave if Villa goes. Expect to see united table a bid, but he’s another who looks likely to be staying in Spain. 5/10
Luis Fabiano
The strong Brazilian has been constant for Sevilla, scoring plenty of goals during his 5 year stay in La Liga, and he has been quoted in recent press as looking to move on this summer, with his preferred target being united. With only one year left on his contract, Sevilla might be happy to cash in while they can, and rumours suggest they are willing to accept between £12m-15M for his services.
Likelihood of signing: Sir Alex may be looking for another striker, Fabiano’s age may be against him, but £12m for a proven goalscorer could be a bargain. If Sir Alex wants him, he’ll be at United next season. 8/10
Hugo Lloris
Despite having the chance at the beginning of last season, Ben Foster was unable to convince Sir Alex he was ready to replace Van der Sar, after a string of errors sent him tumbling down behind Thomas Kuzshack in the pecking order. With Tomaz happy to deputise in the carling and FA cup, Van der Sar has made the number one jersey safe for now.
With foster likely to leave, Ferguson may look at a new keeper to replace Edwin.
Hugo Lloris does not qualify as a ‘hot prospect’ anymore, being that he is France’s number one, and has a transfer fee of supposedly £25m.
Likelihood of signing: A very good keeper, but whether United will blow a considerable chunk of their budget on a position which is safe for the time being is unlikely. 3/10
Stephen Ireland
After his partnership with Robinho last season bore exceptional fruit, the Irish midfielder was expected to continue his rise in form and become one of the best in the league. Robinho’s departure and an influx of new midfield talent have seen Ireland placed firmly on the bench for the back end of this season.
Reported to have an interest in the midfielder, who could bring some much needed spark to United’s midfield, a fee of around £10m is reported to be enough for the Scarfed-one to do business.
Likelihood of signing: It’s incredibly rare for players to exchange the red for the blue of Manchester and vice versa (see. The furore that surrounds Tevez), but the reported price for a proven premiership midfielder is tempting. 5/10
Gareth Bale and Luka Modric
Mocked for his cruel record, having gone 16 games in a spurs shirt without a victory, the Welsh winger has experienced a remarkable turn of form, which has seen him pick up a player of the month award with performances and goals against some of the leagues biggest clubs.
With left wingers so hard to come by, Bale’s conversion from defence to attack has been a wise one, since his defending was lacklustre at the best of times.
A natural successor to Ryan Giggs, Sir Alex’s initial interest when he signed for spurs in 2008 will only have heightened now he is proven in the premier league.
Modric has also caught Fergie’s eye, showing the creativity and scoring ability he is desperate to recruit to his aging and tired midfield.
Likelihood of signing: Bale has just signed a new four year deal. Tying him down on the long term, or ensuring the best possible transfer fee? Bale would certainly enhance the team, Modric too, and ‘Arry will have his eyes on former Spurs duo Berbatov and Carrick as make weights should any deal go ahead. 7/10
James Milner
Once again nominated for a young player of the year award, Milner seems to be able to transcend the laws of space and time by convincing people that at 24, he is still ‘young’.
Regardless, he has experienced another great season for Villa, having established himself in the England squad thanks to his versatility and hard graft.
His ability to play anywhere across midfield will certainly aid Ferguson when it comes to injuries and squad rotation.
Likelihood of signing: Yet to express interest, the reports of United’s are simply a result of journalists putting 2+2 together to get 4. He fits the bill, but don’t hold your breath. 3/10
Karim Benzema
Signed by Real Madrid last summer for an exorbitant £37m, Benzema has struggled for opportunities this season under Pellegrini, who has preferred Ronaldo and Higuain in attack.
With Real rumoured to be after more attacking options this summer, Benzema is looking, despite his willingness to stay, to be waving goodbye to the Bernabeu.
After having a bid turned down (or rather, overshadowed by Real’s) last summer, the press believe that United will go back in for Benz, hoping to get him at a knock down price (still around the £20-£25m mark)
Likelihood of signing: Another one dependant on Berbatov leaving, Karim has certainly showed enough to impress Sir Alex in the past, but would United be happy buying a player who clearly chose Madrid over them? 6/10
Jack Rodwell
The last young lad to make the jump from Everton to Manchester United did rather well, and Ferguson has been reported to be interested in attempting to make it two for two.
Rodwell is another versatile player, being able to play in defence and midfield, and of course, he’s English.
Rumours are that Moyes would be looking for at least £20m for the promising young player, which in itself is a stumbling block, as the last few ‘promising’ talents Ferguson snapped up for over £15m have not exactly set the world alight.
Not short of suitors though, Ferguson may be forced to act this summer.
Likelihood of signing: He fits all the criteria for a Ferguson purchase; he even scored against them in Everton’s 3-1 victory over United last season (players who perform against United often end up playing for them). Whether Ferguson is ready to take the plunge is another matter, but it seems highly possible. 9/10
The 2009/2010 season was one that had promised so much for United, the unprecedented 4th title in a row, the 19th such title which would have seen them finally knock Liverpool ‘off their perch’.
But alas, an over-reliance on Wayne Rooney and key injuries at the start of the season have resulted in dramatic exits from all but one of the cup competitions, and a likely surrender of their premier league crown to Abramovich’s mercenaries.
With an exodus of players seeming likely, this article looks at the possible new faces in the Old Trafford first 11 next season
Firstly, we’ll begin with those who have signed:
Mame Biram Diouf
The powerful Senegalese striker signed in January for a fee believed to be around the £4m mark. Sir Alex has been quoted as saying he didn’t want to sign him so soon, but was forced into action after the striker began to attract the attention of some of Europe’s top clubs.
He made a good few substitute appearances, scoring the third against Burnley, but an injury enabled Federico Macheda to pinch his place on the bench for the remainder of this season.
Scoring frequently for the reserves, he’s drawn comparisons to Andy Cole, with his deadly finishing and expert positioning.
2010/2011: Expect to see Diouf start in season in the reserves, making numerous appearances from the bench and playing in the league cup.
Chris Smalling
Also signed in Janurary, Chris Smalling was subject to a tug of war of Ramsey proportions between Arsenal and United, with United keen to make amends for missing out on the welsh whiz kid.
With the international quota looming on the horizon, it always helps to have another England man in the squad, but Chris’s arrival has certainly raised a few eyebrows.
Having only made 8 first team appearances for Fulham, Chris was suddenly the subject of a £10m transfer to Old Trafford.
2010/2011: It is unclear whether Sir Alex will sell Nemanja Vidic, but if the Serbian goes, Smalling chances of nailing down a first team spot will certainly increase. Expect a similar sort of impact as Jonny Evans made last season.
Javier ‘Chicharito’ Hernandez
An unknown prospect to many football fans outside south America, the young Mexican has taken the league by storm.
Scoring over 20 goals this season alone, Hernandez, despite his diminutive frame, is very good in the air, pacey and has a good eye for goal.
These qualities obviously caught the keen eye of the united scouts, and he was brought to Old Trafford in what is rumoured to be a £7m transfer, plus the agreement for United to open Chivas’s new stadium in July.
2010/2011: A wildcard. Javier Hernandez, especially should Dimitar Berbatov see the exit, could come straight into the first team alongside Rooney. Or he could ply his trade in the reserves. His high expectations and higher price tag suggest the former, watch for him at World Cup and during Pre-season for a better indication of his potential impact next season.
Prospective signings
Frank ribery
After the loss of Carlos Tevez at the start of last season, it was mooted that Frank ribery would be brought in to make Wayne Rooney once again look human by comparison.
A stop start season which saw Ribery ruled out of the champion’s league final for a distinct show of petulance has led to hasten rumours of his departure this summer.
Although supposedly having the financial muscle to put behind a £60m move, United’s interest has seemingly disappeared, with Real Madrid and Barcelona being heavily linked for the Frenchman.
Likelihood of signing: With a price far beyond what Ferguson has been quoted as saying is ‘acceptable’ for any player bar Ronaldo, one cannot see the Frenchman sniffing around SU bars in Manchester next season. 2/10
David Villa
Valencia’s monetary crisis has been made no secret; they are a club in serious trouble and will need to offload some of their stars from the wage bill this summer. David Villa’s suitors seem endless, with every top club in Europe seeming to want a piece of the deadly striker.
The stumbling block for anyone other than Real or Barcelona is his apparent desire to remain in Spain.
Likelihood of Signing: The £40m price tag is off putting, yet within reach, but reports suggest that Barcelona have already sealed his signature. 3/10
David Silva
Another of Valencia’s Spaniards seemingly heading for the exit, the tricky Silva can play just behind the striker, something which Sir Alex has been said to be looking for.
Another highly chased player, the price tag of £25m does fall into an acceptable price for United, and at 24, Fergie would certainly get his moneys worth.
Likelihood of signing: A tricky one, since he may not even leave if Villa goes. Expect to see united table a bid, but he’s another who looks likely to be staying in Spain. 5/10
Luis Fabiano
The strong Brazilian has been constant for Sevilla, scoring plenty of goals during his 5 year stay in La Liga, and he has been quoted in recent press as looking to move on this summer, with his preferred target being united. With only one year left on his contract, Sevilla might be happy to cash in while they can, and rumours suggest they are willing to accept between £12m-15M for his services.
Likelihood of signing: Sir Alex may be looking for another striker, Fabiano’s age may be against him, but £12m for a proven goalscorer could be a bargain. If Sir Alex wants him, he’ll be at United next season. 8/10
Hugo Lloris
Despite having the chance at the beginning of last season, Ben Foster was unable to convince Sir Alex he was ready to replace Van der Sar, after a string of errors sent him tumbling down behind Thomas Kuzshack in the pecking order. With Tomaz happy to deputise in the carling and FA cup, Van der Sar has made the number one jersey safe for now.
With foster likely to leave, Ferguson may look at a new keeper to replace Edwin.
Hugo Lloris does not qualify as a ‘hot prospect’ anymore, being that he is France’s number one, and has a transfer fee of supposedly £25m.
Likelihood of signing: A very good keeper, but whether United will blow a considerable chunk of their budget on a position which is safe for the time being is unlikely. 3/10
Stephen Ireland
After his partnership with Robinho last season bore exceptional fruit, the Irish midfielder was expected to continue his rise in form and become one of the best in the league. Robinho’s departure and an influx of new midfield talent have seen Ireland placed firmly on the bench for the back end of this season.
Reported to have an interest in the midfielder, who could bring some much needed spark to United’s midfield, a fee of around £10m is reported to be enough for the Scarfed-one to do business.
Likelihood of signing: It’s incredibly rare for players to exchange the red for the blue of Manchester and vice versa (see. The furore that surrounds Tevez), but the reported price for a proven premiership midfielder is tempting. 5/10
Gareth Bale and Luka Modric
Mocked for his cruel record, having gone 16 games in a spurs shirt without a victory, the Welsh winger has experienced a remarkable turn of form, which has seen him pick up a player of the month award with performances and goals against some of the leagues biggest clubs.
With left wingers so hard to come by, Bale’s conversion from defence to attack has been a wise one, since his defending was lacklustre at the best of times.
A natural successor to Ryan Giggs, Sir Alex’s initial interest when he signed for spurs in 2008 will only have heightened now he is proven in the premier league.
Modric has also caught Fergie’s eye, showing the creativity and scoring ability he is desperate to recruit to his aging and tired midfield.
Likelihood of signing: Bale has just signed a new four year deal. Tying him down on the long term, or ensuring the best possible transfer fee? Bale would certainly enhance the team, Modric too, and ‘Arry will have his eyes on former Spurs duo Berbatov and Carrick as make weights should any deal go ahead. 7/10
James Milner
Once again nominated for a young player of the year award, Milner seems to be able to transcend the laws of space and time by convincing people that at 24, he is still ‘young’.
Regardless, he has experienced another great season for Villa, having established himself in the England squad thanks to his versatility and hard graft.
His ability to play anywhere across midfield will certainly aid Ferguson when it comes to injuries and squad rotation.
Likelihood of signing: Yet to express interest, the reports of United’s are simply a result of journalists putting 2+2 together to get 4. He fits the bill, but don’t hold your breath. 3/10
Karim Benzema
Signed by Real Madrid last summer for an exorbitant £37m, Benzema has struggled for opportunities this season under Pellegrini, who has preferred Ronaldo and Higuain in attack.
With Real rumoured to be after more attacking options this summer, Benzema is looking, despite his willingness to stay, to be waving goodbye to the Bernabeu.
After having a bid turned down (or rather, overshadowed by Real’s) last summer, the press believe that United will go back in for Benz, hoping to get him at a knock down price (still around the £20-£25m mark)
Likelihood of signing: Another one dependant on Berbatov leaving, Karim has certainly showed enough to impress Sir Alex in the past, but would United be happy buying a player who clearly chose Madrid over them? 6/10
Jack Rodwell
The last young lad to make the jump from Everton to Manchester United did rather well, and Ferguson has been reported to be interested in attempting to make it two for two.
Rodwell is another versatile player, being able to play in defence and midfield, and of course, he’s English.
Rumours are that Moyes would be looking for at least £20m for the promising young player, which in itself is a stumbling block, as the last few ‘promising’ talents Ferguson snapped up for over £15m have not exactly set the world alight.
Not short of suitors though, Ferguson may be forced to act this summer.
Likelihood of signing: He fits all the criteria for a Ferguson purchase; he even scored against them in Everton’s 3-1 victory over United last season (players who perform against United often end up playing for them). Whether Ferguson is ready to take the plunge is another matter, but it seems highly possible. 9/10
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